It Takes A Bitch To Be Infamous

Could it be — a whole week gone past and Britney hasn’t taken her kids to a strip club, Paris has neither been spotted with a new multi-billionaire nor got into a fight with one of his ex-girlfriends and Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been hospitalised? Oh, wait…

Okay, none of those things have happened, but it’s not as if the usual suspects have been keeping entirely out of trouble.

First up — naturally! — is Paris. What she has managed to do lately is accidentally break-up Misha Barton’s relationship, take Lindsay partying when she should be in rehab and infuriate the gay community. Slow week, then.