Jessica Simpson's Breasts Kept Her From Jesus

Buxom Jessica Simpson claims her breasts stopped her from forging a career as a gospel singer when she was younger, because they made her appear too sexual.

She says, "I always felt they disabled me from what I wanted to do. Now, I own them.

 
"They're like wearing a great necklace. You can't pay for that sort of accessory - though I know people do. But they never look as good at the real ones."