Jihadi Etiquette

by erikasnyder | June 13, 2007 at 01:20 am
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We were in a small house in Zarqa, Jordan, trying to interview two heavily bearded Islamic militants about their distribution of recruitment videos when one of us asked one too many questions.

Perhaps, it is best to be cautious when interviewing militants and keep the questions to a minimum. And, certainly, never let on that you are American if it can be helped.

“He’s American?” one of the militants growled. “Let’s kidnap and kill him.”


Uh oh. Those are words that a journalist never wants to hear. Especially in the Middle East where they are serious about such things.

But before anyone could act on this impulse, the rules of jihadi etiquette kicked in. You can’t just slaughter a visitor, militants are taught by sympathetic Islamic scholars. You need permission from whoever arranges the meeting. And in this case, the arranger who helped us to meet this pair declined to sign off.


Jihadi etiquette is not written down, explain the writers, because it varies in interpretation and practice. And, all this time, I had thought it was non-systematic random violence.

However, this is not the case. There are rules and these rules has some "general themes that underlie actions ranging from the recent rash of suicide bombings in Algeria and Somalia, to the surge in beheadings and bombings by separatist Muslims in Thailand.

Some of these rules have deep roots in the Middle East, where, for example, the Egyptian Islamic scholar Yusuf al-Qaradawi has argued it is fine to kill Israeli citizens because their compulsory military service means they are not truly civilians.


And now, five jihadi tenets as described by militant Islamists:

Rule No. 1: You can kill bystanders without feeling a lot of guilt.

In the typical car bombing, some Islamists say, God will identify those who deserve to die — for example, anyone helping the enemy — and send them to hell. The other victims will go to paradise. “The innocent who is hurt, he won’t suffer,” Dr. Massari says. “He becomes a martyr himself.”
Rule No. 2: You can kill children, too, without needing to feel distress.


But militant Islamists including extremists in Jordan who embrace Al Qaeda’s ideology teach recruits that children receive special consideration in death. They are not held accountable for any sins until puberty, and if they are killed in a jihad operation they will go straight to heaven. There, they will instantly age to their late 20s, and enjoy the same access to virgins and other benefits as martyrs receive.


If only we all could have skipped those unpleasant years between childhood and the late 20s and had full access to unlimited virgins once there.

Rule No. 3: Sometimes, you can single out civilians for killing; bankers are an example.


This is perhaps my personal favorite. Those bankers and their interest...who hasn't wanted to target for death one or two.

In principle, nonfighters cannot be targeted in a militant
operation, Islamist scholars say. But the list of exceptions is long
and growing.

Civilians can be killed in retribution for an enemy
attack on Muslim civilians, argue some scholars like the Saudi cleric
Abdullah bin Nasser al-Rashid.

Others like Atilla Ahmet, a 42-year-old Briton of Cypriot descent who is awaiting trial in England on terrorism charges, take a broader view. “It would be legitimate to attack banks because they charge interest, and this is in violation of Islamic law,” Mr. Ahmet said last year.


Rule No. 5: You can lie or hide your religion if you do this for jihad.


Mr.
Voll takes a different view of the playboy-turned-militant phenomenon.
He says the Sept. 11 hijackers might simply have been “guys who enjoyed
a good drink” and that militant leaders may be seeking to do a “post
facto scrubbing up of their image” by portraying sins as a ruse.

Posthumous image cleaning is certainly important for the Jihadist.

Rule No. 6. You may need to ask your parents for their consent.


Militant Islamists interpret the Koran and the separate teachings of Muhammad that are known as the Sunna as laying out five criteria to be met by people wanting to be jihadis. They must be Muslim, at least 15 and mature, of sound mind, debt free and have parental permission.

This article is brilliant, funny and remarkably alarming. It should be read in full.

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Brian A Kennedy
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at 04:03 on June 13th, 2007

Wow, talk about dark humor...good stuff, Erika.

Jordan Yerman
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at 05:55 on June 13th, 2007

... "late 20's"?! I dunno, I prefer the early 30's myself.

ryan
ryan
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at 07:59 on June 13th, 2007

erikasnyder, when killing becomes systematic and so well thought out it is even more frightening than random madness. This is good stuff!

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Barry ORegan

Well Erika, with all the bombings and killing of civilians, Virgins must be getting pretty scarce up there.
I would surmise some are lying about their virginity, but then
Islamists never mention the gender or species of virgins, so I can only
assume some martyrs are quite schocked at the virginal pickings. 
This is especially true when they say boys mature to men instantly in
order to feast on the fleshy smorgasbord of sexual satiety. Yet, I find
it nowhere girls instantly mature to women. Sounds pretty Gay to me. Not that there is anything wrong with that!

 

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