Keith Richards: dad snorter or snot?

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

The point is, if Keith Richards is fond of snorting dead people -
and I see no evidence to the contrary - he now stands alone as the
greatest celebrity drug user of all time. In fact, you might be able to
get high just thinking about him for too long. And that makes Corgan's
use of sea monkeys, like much of his recording career, seem altogether
pedestrian.

Obviously this is a call for Billy Corgan to respond
in kind and do something completely insane. Like reforming the Smashing
Pumpkins or something.

Sounds like some weird kind of ancestor-worship ritual.

or did he promise his Dad that he'd "never be able to get you out of my head"?

Or a plot line for his character in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Ashes Up My Nose.

Or some sort of zombie ritual to keep himself alive when he should have died twenty years ago.

"Keith Richards: "I Snorted My Cremated Father."

But at least Scary Spice didn't give birth to my love child on my

birthday.

I’m 100% convinced that Keith Richards died back in the early 70’s and
the Rolling Stones hired a few guys to wheel him around as if he were
alive, ala Weekend at Bernie’s. These same guys are also hired to make
up completely outlandish statements and attribute them to Keith.