Labatt issues warning over tampered 2 year old beer

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Labatt issues warning over tampered beer

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Opinion
Barry Artiste, Now Public Contributor

We all know Beer has an expiry date, usually about 4-6 months from the time it hits the store shelves.  CFIA are making the news today recalling this 2 year old beer and warning to people who may have drank Stella Artois Beer in 2005.  Apparently this  recalled beer was spiked with additional alcohol, resulting in Patrons feeling the immediate affects from the increased alcohol.  No word to date, if the affected Bar Patrons were American.  This spiked beer was sold in Bars in BC and Ontario.  It should be noted Beer stocked in Bars has a turn over refresh rate faster than Paris Hilton's  image, usually restocked daily or weekly. The chances of 2 year old bottled beer lasting longer in any bar is extremely rare.

In the event anyone still suffering a Beer Buzz and resulting hangover from drinking this Stella Artois two years after the fact and feel it is attributed to this beer should contact their nearest Labatt Brewery for a case of free beer and are advised to see their Doctor immediately to get their taste buds checked out or mental stability if they are drinking 2-year old skunky tasting 2 year old beer.

My Final Thought
It is rumoured two suspects are in custody, these two brothers were thought to have tried a similar scam 20 years ago using mice in beer bottles.