Laura Schlessinger, "screamgirl with a mascara wand"

The Village Voice..... La Dolce Musto..... by Michael Musto..... January 22nd, 2007 4:37 PM.........." A screamgirl with a mascara wand, Dr. Laura Schlessinger, approached Sirius host MICHELANGELO SIGNORILE in BILL O'REILLY's greenroom after the latter appeared in a segment about gay marriage. "Good job," said Laura, extending her talons. But Signorile is not only pro–gay marriage—obviously—he's one of the main people who successfully campaigned to get the bitch thrown off the air! Is she softening—or just as daft as ever?

And now I'm off to Germany, France, and India. For the culture.

musto@villagevoice.com"