The Age of Innocence meets American Pie

"Adult nostalgia exalts the image of hundreds of students high-tailing
it from their Monday-to-Friday scholastic POW camp for weekends full of
hedonistic anti-academic activity manifested in the term "TGIF". Caught
in the crossfire of STD-obsessed sex-ed classes, the MTV-revised notion
of 'sexual activity', and our own drives and mannerisms, teens are left
out in the cold fettered with complex decisions our preceding
generation has decided to answer for us."

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