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Bra thieves strike
by LotusFlower | January 11, 2008 at 01:43 pm
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These bras are still missing nearly a week on. I remember an old campfire chant / cheer from my boyhood and wonder how far these theives have travelled:
"Oh you'll never go to heaven, Oh you'll never go to heaven, On a playtex bra, On a playtex bra, 'Cos a playtex bra, Cos a playtex bra, Won't stretch that far, Won't stretch that far"
THIEVES are being hunted by police after they stole boxes of Playtex bras from a lorry parked in a layby on the A1 in Nottinghamshire this morning.They slashed the side curtain of the lorry, which was parked near the exit for Carlton on Trent, Newark, in the early hours.
The thieves fled in a white Leyland box van and headed north.
Witnesses or anyone who is offered Playtex bras for sale, which they suspect are stolen, should call Ben Collins at Nottinghamshire Police on 0115 967 0999.
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at 13:52 on January 11th, 2008
Hilarity!
at 13:54 on January 11th, 2008
LotusFlower, thank you for this. It's pretty funny--who would buy bras off the back of a truck?? Good stuff. :)
at 14:32 on January 11th, 2008
no wonder bra so far?sorry I was told it's playtex
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Had some fun with your article, thanks
at 08:11 on January 12th, 2008
Awonderful share...entertaining and funny!