Is Dating a Guy in his 20's REALLY all that?
Sex and the City
The New Season
Episode One: Is Dating a Guy (Boy) in His 20’s Really “All That”?
Synopsis: Michelle replaces Carrie Bradshaw’s character in this never before seen footage. Michelle starts to “see” a much younger “boy” she met through a friend at a party. She’s always had that thing for younger guys, and hell, everyone in Hollywood is doing it. Cameron Diaz, Demi Moore… It’s not “taboo”. Michelle decides to take a “stab” at this younger guy thing with some disastrous results.
Opening scene: Michelle, Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte at the infamous coffee shop discussing nothing other but each other’s sex lives. (Note: This does not happen in real life…unless you are in “Sex and the City” or maybe a stripper.)
Michelle: I didn’t mean for anything to happen beyond a couple weeks. I felt hot and young, everyone thought I was 25. I wanted to let loose and hang with my friend and have a good time…maybe even smooch on some cute boys just for sh-its and giggles? Nothing prepared me for that young human tornado that caused complete and total internal anarchism.
Yes, and I know I said from day one, “NO WAY”, but that went out the window pretty quick. My brain said, ‘screw that…I’ll get some of that. He’s hot and young and so what?! I just got dumped! It’s my “right”….right?
Samantha: Michelle, I can’t believe you are so hung up on some boy, and I mean BOY, who was in kindergarten when you were probabaly giving hand jobs. So, he’s 10 years younger and a good lay…but pluuhse! You can’t be serious. He has a twin bed for crying out loud! Find a real man. You are so much hotter than that.
(Smiles...) Although I do understand your desire for the younger man…they are so virile, eager and willing!
Miranda: Michelle, you have got to be kidding me. What happened to “Ms. Feminist, “I don’t take ‘no bullsh-t’ from men…blah, blah, blah?” Girl, you are so it and have no clue. This pool boy is a stupid, 24 year old KID going nowhere. You hang out only when he is drunk, and then you have to get drunk just to deal with him. You haven’t done sh-t since you got laid off from your job. You’ve been lying around like a pathetic sobbing, moping bi-ch and the only time you consider showering and shaving is when he calls you.
That is sooo not you. I’m disappointed. What happened? You’re being a waste.
Charlotte: Oh come on you guys…she’s allowed to have feelings, right? So, they aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend...but remember how he made such a big deal about her being a “good girl” when she went to Atlanta? And don't forget the fact that he admitted to her that he’s jealous, but then turns around and tells he screwed some random chick on a floor of some dirty college establishment the night she’s at home crying after losing her job? Sure she’s going to be somewhat hurt even though they aren’t exclusive. Michelle’s not an ice queen.
Miranda: Yeah, I know that, but it’s still bullsh-t that she is wasting that amazing brain, energy and body on that pool boy that is going nowhere! Hello? Why are you wasting your time? Half the time he’s so drunk he can’t get it up! But wait?! He must have gotten it up when he was drunk with that whore last week, right?
Michelle: Shut up. Don’t you guys think I realize this? I ask myself everyday why am I wasting my time. It kills me! Maybe because I have plenty of time to think?! Plenty of time to do nothing? I’m in a funk…I’ve had nothing but bad luck.
I have to attempt to find new employment, get over the sting from that last idiot, gain some composure, self esteem and rejuvenate my confidence, all the while trying NOT to lose it. Is the pool boy doing any good? My guess is a HUGE no. And yeah, he’s probably doing a lot of harm.
I’m 34 going on 24...why do I let myself get wrapped up in this unnecessary drama? I have more "props" for myself than that. I just can’t seem to find it.
It must be stuck really far up my ass because it’s nowhere to be found right now.
If you see it let me know because I really need it back.