LOLCode?! Programming Based on Cat Photos

by Brian A Kennedy | May 29, 2007 at 05:41 am

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Some deranged programmer is attempting to create "LOLCODE," a programming language based on those bizarre lolcat pictures that are currently infesting the Internet. I'd try to explain this to the uninitiated, but it's not really possible:

Examples

HAI WORLD:

HAI

CAN HAS STDIO?

VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"

KTHXBYE

COUNT!!1:

HAI

CAN HAS STDIO?

I HAS A VAR

IM IN YR LOOP

    UP VAR!!1

    VISIBLE VAR

    IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE

IM OUTTA YR LOOP

KTHXBYE

FILEZORZ:

HAI

CAN HAS STDIO?

PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?

    AWSUM THX

        VISIBLE FILE

    O NOES

        INVISIBLE "ERROR!"

KTHXBYE