Madonna's Publicists are Good

Madonna is such a smart woman -- better yet her publicist (s) rock (s).  What better way to answer your critics than to face the biggest critic of all, the big O.  I'm sure the pros and cons of this huge interview (ratings will fly through the roof) have been carefully weighed by the Madonna campo.  Either way, I predict Oprah is going to praise Madonna's philanthro-socio-human-o efforts (however questionable) because the bottom line is that Madonna has just given an orphan child most likely to have died either of hunger, disease or AIDS (statistics back me up on this) the golden ticket to a healthy shot at a life that many of us will never experience.