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An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.
"Experts believe the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill."
Having left university with a degree in Media Production, I took the logical next step of embarking upon a career as a Lead Guitarist for 3 years. Upon removal of head from arse, I then worked in various mundane industries before seeking a more fruitful existence as an English Teacher travelling the world, sharing my far-from-infinite wisdom of English Grammar with those unfortunate souls not born with it as a first language...