Microwave Popcorn Linked to Disease

I actually despise bringing attention to this bit of unhealthy news. Life has it's special pleasures that in someway make everything more bearable. One of those for me (cough) has since childhood (cough) been the wonderful smell of extra buttered popcorn on a (cough) cool afternoon. Who doesn't like to get a large Coke (also containing food flavor chemicals) and a bag of popcorn with a good movie. Now (cough) I find it is unhealthy and my innocent pleasure has slowly been eroding my respiratory system. Do we owe the Marlboro Man an apology?(Cough)