Miss Amelia Show Girl

Miss Amelia Show Girl : Her Desperate Plea To Doll Nnapper's "Please Don't Hurt My Show Girl Doll!"

Miss Amelia Show Girl

Just in to the Digital Boho Blog News Wire:

Well into her 14th Sold Out Performance

of

Guilty Pleasures The Burlesque

and

Vaudeville Show,

MISS AMELIA SHOW GIRL

NY VEGAS ENTERTAINMENT,

BURLESQUE BEAUTY

STAR OF BOHEMIA

Miss Amilia, The Brain Child behind

"Miss Amelia Showgirl"

Action Figure Doll, with Accessories, Hand Crafted

by Miss Amelia

including a

jewel sequined

Show Girl out fit

and

matching Show Girl

Head Dress.

Miss Amelia fathfully autographes each doll

for her ever growing

and

ever devoted fan base of her

"3 Minute Movies"

during which Miss Amelia acts out such classic favorites as "Doctor Zivago" "Gone With The Wind" "King Kong" "God Father's I, II, and III" and "Titanic" (Even "50 First Dates" starring Adam Sandler, and even more

torturous films

such as the

"longest film ever made"

aptly titled

"Cure for Insomnia"

It runs about 87 hours and features L.D. Groban reading a really looooong poem ) all in her stunning Show Girl outfit and all in 3 Fab Minutes.

MISS AMELIA SHOW GIRL

NY VEGAS ENTERTAINMENT

BURLESQUE BEAUTY

STAR OF BOHEMIA

In what appears to be a bizzare Doll Napper Caper, Miss Amelia said that she recieved a call this morning from one of her fans, who purchased a doll last night after her performance. Mr Richmond "Woody" Todd.

Mr Todd, a film editor, who shares credit on films such as "Bowling For Columbine" and "Fahrenheit 911" Produced and Directed by Michael Moore drove home to Brooklyn afer the show and accidently left the doll lying on the rear window setting. When he arrived at his car the following morning the rear window was smashed and the doll was gone. There was no other items stolen.

MISS AMELIA SHOW GIRL

NY VEGAS ENTERTAINMENT

BURLESQUE BEAUTY

STAR OF BOHEMIA

Early this morning appearing before the press outside her place of residence (Naturally, she was Wearing her newest Show Girl Costume, ) She made a desperate plea to the Show Doll Nappers with tears streaming down her face, smearing her black masscara, she said

" Please I beg You Don't Hurt My Show Girl Doll"

Miss Amelia also

happened to mention

that the doll has an

encoded ID #666

in a hidden location

"It makes the doll have seizures and vomit a lot and she needs her med's"

"If New York's Finest can recover our stolen bicycles and Metro cards then I have no doubt that they will render swift justice and bring my Show Girl Doll Home