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Music that will make you gay

by Thelma Jesselman | January 26, 2007 at 04:00 pm

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I don't know where all the music comes from these days, but my good friend ianiv has pointed out a place where you can go to find out which musical groups can make young people homosexually inclined. The list is below and PARENTS should see this list and print it out and put it on their refrigerator. Then you can't say, see, I didn't know.

* The Spores (endorse suicide)

* Scissor Sisters

* Rufus Wainwright

* Merzbau

* Ravi Shankar

* Wilco

* Bjork

* Tech N9ne

* Ghostface Killah

* Bobby Conn

* Morton Subotnik

* Cole Porter

* The String Cheese Incident

* Eagles of Death Metal

* Polyphonic Spree

* The Faint

* Interpol

* Tegan and Sara

* Erasure

* Le Tigre

* The Gossip

* The Magnetic Fields

* The Doors

* Phish

* Queen

* The Strokes

* Sufjan Stevens

* Morrissey(?questionable?)

* The Pet Shop Boys

* Metallica

* Judas Priest

* The Village People

* The Secret Handshake

* The Rolling Stones

* David Bowie

* Frankie Goes to Hollywood

* Man or Astroman

* Richard Cheese

* Jay-Z

* Depeche Mode

* Kansas

* Ani DiFranco

* Fischerspooner

* John Mayer

* Angel Eyes

* The Indigo Girls

* Velvet Underground

* Madonna

* Elton John

* Barry Manilow

* Indigo Girls

* Melissa Etheridge

* Eminmen

* Nirvana

* Boy George*

* The Killers

* Lou Reed

* Lil' Wayne

* Motorhead

* Jill Sobule

* Wilson Phillips

* DMX

* Lisa Loeb

* Ted Nugent (loincloth)

* Dogstar

* Thirty Seconds to Mars

* Lil' Kim

* kd lang

* Frank Sinatra

* Hinder

* Nickleback

* Justus Kohncke

* Bob Mould

* Clay Aiken

* Arcade Fire

* Bright Eyes

* Corinne Bailey Rae

* Audioslave

* Red Hot Chili Peppers

* Panic at the Disco

* Elton John(really gay)