New tool for Fat America

The U.S. obesity crisis is blamed on a trio of "lousy lifestyle" problems: Americans spend too much time sitting in front of the TV, eat processed microwaved snacks or fast food instead of actual meals, and never have sit-down dinners with family and friends.

A grim new invention called the "Keyboard Food Tray" takes advantage of all those unhealthy habits, ensuring that almost every American will be incapacitated by obesity in the coming years or even months.