Primaries, Obviously

Vermont Towns Vote to Arrest Bush and Cheney
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080305/us_nm/usa_politics_vermont_dc;_ylt=AiU1MCcSc6miUWv5pHH2W3MDW7oF

Venezuelan Troops Head to Colombian Border
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8V74K981&show_article=1

Facebook Harassment Trial (JY done)

http://www.nowpublic.com/tech-biz/facebook-harassment-trial-begin

Report: German Soldiers Are Too Fat
http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN0447168320080304?rpc=92

Snow, freezing rain blast eastern Canada

World's Smallest Handgun Released
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=526655&in_page_id=1770

Police Officer Suspended for Trying to Tase Cow (Ended Up Tasing Himself) JY
http://www.nwaonline.net/articles/2008/03/04/news/030508rztasersuspension.txt