A large part of packing is knowing exactly how to sink in and knowing
exactly how to stand out when it becomes necessary. For example, bring 6
plain white t-shirts and one that says "I Fucked the Coney Island Freak
Show!" This is imperative. Also, please pack the big red button that says "Do
Not Push." But pack only one - you will only need one and you will know
when to use it.