Awesomely Dubious Advice: On Bottle Service

Never get bottle service. But if you do, don’t be the card holder. Don’t get it with a weak crew... I can't help but laugh every time I see a table of Real Estate or Investment guys dressed in striped shirts, gay t-shirts with writing on them designer jeans, at the end of the night, their bottles nearing empty, no girls, trying in vain to salvage their night with some weird dance moves. But there is no saving them.

Uhm, right-o. That said, this is our favorite thing we've read in ages. Amazing.

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