China's trying to kill us, but Boy George says Cuba is the danger

Well, he's at it again. Boy George Bush reached into his toy box and pulled out his saber rattle.

He's decided he needs to give those nasty Cuban commies a good talking to.

Now, this has nothing to do with trying to hold on to the anti-Castro Cuban expatriates in Florida and their checkbooks. It has nothing to do with trying bring back the GOP base that has been eroding ever since GOP became the Grand Old Perverts party. Nor does it really have a damn thing to do with Cuba, which Boy George knows will sort itself on its own (and those celebrating expats in Florida most likely will get a very rude awakening and welcome when it does).

It has everything to do with trying to find something else to talk about so people forget about Iraq and the saber rattling over Iran. It is a smoke screen.

Sure, it's designed to pander to the right wing and the Hispanic community, which continues to abandon the GOP more as each foot of the border fence goes up.The main reason is to get us thinking about something else.

Boy George does not want us thinking about how he is in bed with those Chinese Commies. He still holds a grudge for Cuban actions almost 50 years ago. However, he doesn't want us to remember Tienanmen Square 18 years ago.

All those poisoned toys China sent us, the poisoned pet food, the poisoned toothpaste and God knows what else was just "one of those things".

Damn! The Chinese are trying to kill us and he still goes on about the Cubans.

They must be dangerous; they have universal health care.

he axis of evil in D.C., Bush-Cheney-Rice, have their hands full with a failing war and trying to make up reasons to start another one. Boy George looked Putin in the eye and saw his soul. Putin averted his gaze and promptly spat in the eye of our Coward-in-Chief. To top it off, oil prices are skyrocketing again as the Canadian dollar has overtaken the American dollar (YES! As of this writing, it takes $1.03 US to buy $1.00 CA!). Plus, Southern California is about to go up in flames, to the delight of right wing radio hosts who say the homeowners deserve it (Glenn Beck and co. say it also without condemnation in another show of media hypocrisy).

So, let's trot out our old Cold War enemy Cuba and bang on them a bit. Let's continue to stir up the Russkies with new missle deployment (so Boy George plans to restart the Cold War too?). Maybe Canada is using its strong dollar to buy weapons of mass destruction from Russia and having vacationing Canadians smuggle them in from Cuba.

Hey, wait a minute! Canadians have universal health care too.  I think I am seeing a connection here.  Don't worry up there in Canada.  Ottawa is safe.  Boy George will march to Montreal to unseat the government.

Boy George is ready to do anything and sacrifice anything (of ours) to try to save his sorry, failed administration. His "Dr. Strangelove" foreign policy is coming home to roost and is finding the nest has been soiled.

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