Vote for John McCain...a must read.

by Mountaineer | January 31, 2008 at 08:35 am
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I am voting for McCain because he will abolish political parties and
make it much more difficult for citizens and special interest groups to
interfere with the important work of Congress by constantly
interrupting their duty to defend our nation with petty, divisive
elections. This is war time. People need to put their needs aside.

I'm also voting for McCain because I think he would probably be the
most likely to use nuclear weapons on large numbers of people in places
no one cares about. Given our education system, no one can find these
places on a map anyway so they might as well not exist.

He would probably be more likely to invade oil-rich states like Iraq, Iran, et al.,
than even our current president is. Quite frankly, I don't think casualty rates in Iraq are high enough. This is a sign of weakness on the part of the current administration.

I trust that John McCain has the experience and leadership abilities
to bring home many more flag draped caskets. I support the troops.
Don't you? The only way to really live is to die for the glory of the
state.

In this sense, war is peace. Isn't that what we all want? Peace! The
clearest path to it I believe is genocide on a massive scale. Like my
grandmother used to say when I was a boy, "Utopia is just one more pile
of emaciated bodies away." War is what gives this nation cohesion and
meaning. And I want more of it.

Its the only way. Long Live Peace through War!

I think, over time, he would come around to using what I call
enhanced interrogation techniques, which others incorrectly call
torture. I mean, what's the difference between getting your penis
caught in your zipper and having a car battery have its electrical
current transferred to your testicles for 5 or 10 minutes at a time? I
know he has been a luke-warm supporter of these techniques, but he's got a glint in his eye that just tells me that when
push comes to shove, he'd make Don Rumsfeld and Sweeney Todd look like a Girl Scouts.

I can probably think of many other reasons to support John McCain.
And if I could summarize it all, I'd say that the most important thing
about him is that he recognizes that we live in a post-911 world where
antiquated notions of the rule-of-law, separation of powers, due
process, so-called "civil rights" , and the American Constitution will be placed where they need to
be given security concerns in the 21st century, in the dustbin of
history.

If you like big government, accelerated Bush policies
backed by more brains, and better public relations supported by a
broader base of the mainstream media and liberals, then John McCain is
your guy!

Vote for peace!

Vote for John McCain!

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(I hope you all realize this is SARCASM!)

GO RON PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Sapphira 

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Mountaineer

Come on you NewsPeople read my OpEd piece...and COMMENT!LOL

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Caoimhin1

Whatever it is you are smoking Mountaineer I want some!  :)

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