oprah

i got a postcard in the mail the other day & promptly called my mother. i asked why she got me a gift sub to the oprah magazine, what was she thinking, i hate "women's magazines" & am not a fan of oprah either. to which she replied, "trust your mother."sigh. she should know me better than this!today the first issue came & i promise to give it a chance, though i am pessimistic. i'm a bust & bitch kinda girl, you know?and for the record, i fucking HATE dr phil.