Parents angry at shocking relevation that Santa isn't real

Somewhere in England a class of traumatised nine and ten year olds will face this Christmas with the shocking revelation that Santa Claus isn't real.

A primary school in England has received complaints from irate parents claiming Christmas has been irrevocably ruined by hard-hitting curricula. Thanks to a teacher, their kids now know that the letters they write to Santa are actually answered by the British Royal Mail and that mum and dad are to blame if they don't get the presents they wanted.