Parody President 08

My fellow Americans my name is Joe. Today I anounce my run for the Parody President 08.

I like the idea of running for office. There's a positive effect when you run for office.

Maybe some will run for office and say, "vote for me, I look forward to blowing up America."

I don't know... I don't know if that will be their platform or not. But it's -- I don't think so. I think people who generally run for office say, "vote for me, I'm looking forward to fixing your potholes," or "making sure you got bread on the table"

Here are just a few of my thoughts on things

Iraq has -- have got people there that are willing to kill, and they're hard-nosed killers. And we will work with the Iraqis to secure their future.

Parody President 08

Meet The New Boss

On Imergrations:Those who enter the country illegally violate the law.

On Energy: Americans should be prudent in their use of energy during the course of the next few years. Don't buy gas if you don't need it

We have enough coal to last for 250 years, yet coal also prevents an environmental challenge

On the Europpian Union; The relations with, uhh -- Europe are important relations, and they've, uhh -- because, we do share values. And, they're universal values, they're not American values or, you know -- European values, they're universal values. And those values -- uhh -- being universal, ought to be applied everywhere.

Parody President 08

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On Socialist Security: I think younger workers -- first of all, younger workers have been promised benefits the government -- promises that have been promised, benefits that we can't keep. That's just the way it is I'm sorry.

Old folks If they pre-decease or die early, there's an asset base to be able to pass on to a loved one.Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases.

Well, either way I can't wait to join you in the joy of welcoming me and my big businesses cronies up on to the lawn, and cutting those ribbons that somebody is creating, see, thats new jobs being created already.

Parody President 08

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