Drew Peterson: Looking for Wife #5 and a Lawyer

Drew Peterson must have the biggest balls in America. Why did he go on Matt Lauer? Is he fishing for wife #5? He was all GQ with not a worry in the world. The Illinois police officer who resigned after being named a suspect in the disappearance of his fourth wife said Wednesday she had asked him for a divorce — but he thought it was due to hormones.

This cat is smooth. His attitude was “No problem” this jerk would pass a lie detector with his eyes closed. He is the prototype psychopath, and he has probably met enough of them that his shtick is tight. Matt didn’t ruffle one feather.

Drew Peterson told NBC’s “Today” that his wife fell into a deep depression after her sister died of cancer, and had been taking medication. They often had fights after that, he said.

“I’m not trying to be funny, but Stacy would ask me for divorce after her sister died on a regular basis,” Peterson said. “It was based on her menstrual cycle.”

Are you kidding me? This guy should be in The Wife Haters Club Museum or at least he is a Hall of Fame Player.

And don’t think thousands of women around America, you know women who watch the View or Oprah were like “he is so bad he’s sexy” sure, how do you think all those serial killers in jail find girlfriends, it’s not like they’re out clubbing. There are women who love to be with serial killers, it’s the thrill. How many do you figure thought it would never happen to them as they took their last breaths?

So you still don’t think Drew’s the man? Well sit down cause he also said “Why would I look for somebody who I don’t believe is missing? She’s just gone. She’s where she wants to be,” Oh snap he didn’t just say that did he? Sure as you have an ass he did.

Then he topped it off with this, He said he’s told his two youngest children — aged two and four — that “basically, mom has gone on a vacation.” Some vacation Drew.. the flight was non-stop I’m sure.

And if this pri*k made sure no one finds Stacey he will retire like a king. And while all this is happening the body of Peterson’s third wife, Kathleen Savio, was exhumed in Illinois as authorities look for clues about how she died. On top of that Peterson’s brother was subpoenaed Tuesday to testify before a grand jury, according to Illinois State Police.

So at this point if you haven’t thrown a brick through your TV he says “It’s a shame her rest in peace has to be disturbed for something like this,” Something like this? It makes one want Kathleen Savio to do the “What Lies Beneath” thing when the woman comes back from the dead and pulls Harrison Ford down to the bottom of the lake with her. one can only wish….

Thought it was over? Not. At the end of the interview Mr. Thing reached out to the only other group that would be attracted to scumbag wife murderer, yes Lawyers, he said

“I’m reaching out to attorneys of America for help, if anybody would like to take my case and help me out here, please call,” he said. “Let me know what you can do for me, help me out.” Then he killed it by saying: “Come home, tell people where you are.” You can go for the barf bag now..Hey Drew the clock is ticking………..