Last week Darrel Hair raised his finger and pointed at the sky. There's been another case of ball tampering. But this time it wasn't Pakistan, but the International Astronomical Union, which dropped the ninth ball orbiting around the sun and kicked it out of the solar system.
However, Pluto hasn't taken this humiliation kindly, especially its debilitating demotion as a dwarf planet. In fact, at this very moment, Pluto is weighing its options in legal terms. For example, in America, it might file for damages on the grounds of racial discrimination. And in India, it threatens to pull down a coalition government unless classified as an OBC (Outstanding Body Celestial) with all reservation privileges under minority quota politics. And in some other parts of the world, Pluto might join the Holy War against three-fourths of Planet Eart.