Police have saved us, but from what?

The Gwinnett County police have done it again. Saved us all from the unseemly underbelly of the criminal underworld. First, they closed up shop in what we now are told was a newly developed Sugarloaf red-light district by arresting "Luscious" Lisa Ann Taylor ( I thought of that one myself) and "Naughty" Nicole Probert. Then, as if that wasn't enough, they whiled away countless hours following innumerable leads and have so far charged two men they say actually paid for sex with one of these women. Two men! Can you believe that?