Second Petrified Alien Skull Found in Russia

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Second Petrified Alien Skull Found in Russia

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Nivenskoe, Russia (Digital Dementia News Services) - A second petrified skull of an alien was found in the small Russian village of Nivenskoe.  Both skulls were found within the last fourteen days by Tatiana Murachinskaya, a matronly woman with incredibly thick ankles and an ass the size of an armored personnel carrier.  The second skull was found by Mrs. Murachinskaya as she strolled through a local park kicking the shit out of hapless pigeons.

“The second skull also has two eye-sockets, two nostrils and two holes where ears should be.  From looking at this second skull, I think the alien probably looked like Vladimir Putin.” said Tatiana Murachinskaya shortly after making the discovery. 

Mrs. Murachinskaya has not been seen or heard from since the interview. 

“But we’re not looking very hard!” Mr. Murachinskaya pointed out, winking cheerfully at reporters. 

Other residents of the Russian village say the alien was an interstellar traveling salesman. 

“It’s so obvious when you consider the evidence,” says Nivenskoe’s deputy associate mayor, Nikolai Skagzy.  “The petrified skull was found only yards away from a suitcase containing carpet swatches, a notebook and three condoms.  Clearly he was a traveling salesman.” 

“We think his name was Larry” added Mr. Murachinskaya.