Secret Transcript of Bush online chat with Pope: Dept. of LMHO

by Actual News Geezer | September 19, 2006 at 06:39 am

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The following purports to be part of a top-secret transcript of an IM session between US President George Bush and Pope Benedict 16 at Huffington Post. Get the full transcript by clicking on the link.

Ben16: But forgive me for burdening you with my own troubles.

Ben16: Of what is it that you wished to speak with me about?

Kickass43: :-X -O-

Ben16: Although I try to incorporate science with faith--insisting, as I do, that a mastery of modern technology should not prevent or diminish belief in God--for the life of me I do not understand this symbol you just used.

Kickass43: Im kissin ur ring

Ben16: Ah!

Kickass43: anyhoo

Kickass43: jus wantd 2 xpress my supprt

Kickass43: ur under alotta fire rite now

Kickass43: (4giv tha metafor)

Kickass43: kno how it feels benny

Kickass43: dept of bin ther dun dat