Seven Secrets to Being as Happy as a Hairdresser

It might surprise you to know that, of all the workers in the world, hairdressers are the happiest. Hairdressers are happier than lawyers, doctors, accountants -- and marketers. "How come?" you ask. "What do they know that I don't?"

I don't cut hair for a living, but I have been getting my locks sheared monthly for the past 40 years. And I've known enough hairdressers in my day to have ascertained their Seven Secrets to Career Contentment.

I'm sure they won't mind if I share them.