"Sorry, sweetie. I'll make sure the next duck you see in the fridge is dead".

If you're going to be a big tough huntin' kind of guy, at least kill the one-pound defenseless duck when you shoot it. I think that hunting in our modern society is cruel and unnecessary, but from my limited knowledge of hunting (being that I'm a sissy liberal), you're supposed to humanely make sure the animal is dead after you've shot it. I wonder what you tell your daughter after this, since she probably wanted the vet to save the animal's life. "Don't worry, sweetie. Next time, I'll make sure the duckies in our fridge are dead!"