Al Sharpton-Tiger Woods Joke: Site Runs Fake Sharpton-Woods Story

by NowPublic Staff | December 9, 2009 at 01:10 pm
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The Rev. Al Sharpton has chimed in on the Tiger Woods controversy, at least according to a humor website. The site CelebJihad published an Onion-style news story entitled Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity. In the piece, Al Sharpton criticizes Tiger Woods for not cheating on wife Elin Nordegren with an African-American woman.


 

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”



The Al Sharpton-Tiger Woods joke pokes fun Tiger Woods' taste in women, but it really targets Sharpton's penchant for horning in on the major news stories, especially those regarding African-Americans.

In fact, many who first heard about the Al Sharpton-Tiger Woods story thought it might be real since Sharpton seems to feel the need to inject his commentary on every subject under the sun.

The Al Sharpton-Tiger Woods joke is also reminiscent of a joke Tina Fey made during SNL's Weekend Update.




Tonight, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner will celebrate his 75th birthday. At Hefner's side will be his seven girlfriends - Stephanie, Tiffany, Regina, Cathy, Kimberly, Buffy and, of course, Tina. Because wherever two or more whores are gathered, there's always a Tina. Now, when I first saw these women, I thought the same thing we all did - what has happened to affirmative action in this country? Hefner's dating seven blonde, white women - not a blonde pubic hair among them, might I add. Not a pubic hair among them. Come on, though - seven blondes? There's not a hot Asian woman you can throw in there? A light-skinned black woman? A deaf brunette? Something? Where's the diversity? When are we going to have a Hefner harem that looks like America?
 
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Hugh Askew

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton..."

Just what all of America has been wondering............................

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Miss Porter

I am so sure that he has a couple of sister on the side. They just don't want to loose the benefits that he has to offer...

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Live Free

I guess that is part of the price of being famous. Not only do people dig into your private lives, but they poke fun at you when you mess up, too.For $100 million per year, I would probably cheat on my wife, too.  Anything to stir up some media attention.

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Span

The white bimbos just wanna eat a black brothers money - greedy twats! - didn't they know he was married when they were yamming his *** and all over the vulnerable famous weak man - they can have it all and the God that made him if he's sorry and ask for forgiveness will still multiply him in future - if i were his wife and he still loves me and sorry - i'll not leave him cos that's the enemies plan and everyone is expecting that

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patrizzi

Cause Black girls will not let the brothers touch their hair! Al Sharpton! Please, the fake Revvvvv should be advocating not cheating at all!

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Steve Berry

Anyone with a "do" that liberace made popular in the 50's..A con that makes Jesse (James) jack-man seem like a good citizen...and an ongoing racist attitude that would land me or you in some sort of jam that would cost us dearly...If you or I had a title such as Sharpton and thew jack-man have adopted you would think that some reporter somewhere would ask where people might catch his Sunday sermon at..?..These old cobs have not done one thing to help their black brothers and sisters..The Jackman has contributed zippo to helping the folks get a better deal...Sharpton has contributed even less..why?..Because he is a cheap knock off to the origibal con masterminded by Jackson.. As long as the african American community says nothing about these shysters robbing them while enriching themselves..And as long as the same old tired bullshit about "It's whitey's fault" to keep the dunderheads thinking wrongly..Than I don't think the black race has progressed much beyond there own failings in keeping their own world clean and respectable

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DrumMajorChange

Rev. Sharpton should be laughing to the bank while suing the publisher of this alleged joke. Slander to the highest. Rev. King's family along with Rev. Jackson might join the fun too!!

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Lesley E. Jordan

I am one black man that has had enough of the Jesse Jacksons and Al Sharptons of the world.They are no more than poverty pimps masquerading as men of god. But they are not alone in their betrayal of those that they claim to represent. In my opinion,every negro politician,preacher,community activist or whatever that supports amnesty for illegals has sold his/her very soul at the expense of us less fortunate black folk.And yes that includes that sell-out negro in the whitehouse.

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Buttercup

Hint Black Man real black people don't use the word negro. So next time use the word black or African American and i will believe you are really black. Have a blessed day all hail OBAMA!!!

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Sarky

Since when NIGGER?! All black men or niggers have too much tetestorone,that's why 70% of their wimin are left behind struggling with kids while they go around srewing everything that has a hole in it.Fucking apes.Your hero now fallen flat  face in his own shit.At least this white whores are making millions of him,just goes to show they're smarter than tiger.

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Sarky

It may be a Joke,but it is the typical message that's expected from Black 'leaders' these days defending Black 'Heros'.What do you expect if Al Sharpton was to open his mouth?I mean black ahletes,they're so typically the same,too much money,white pussy craving,lying to their wifes nad kids and so forth till their mega sponsors pull the plug on sponsoring their imoral behaviour.

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darkandlovely

Read and pay attention people.  The title says Site Runs Fake Sharpton-Woods Story. 

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Inez

If it were not for Al Sharpton's loyalty to deal with the truth of what has, and is, happening to African Americans in America, and going to court on some of these issues, we would be losing most of the battle.  We need to keep America alert that we do care what happens to our children, and communities, whether we like the way he fights or not.  I have never seen him afraid to take the Bullet!!!   We need to stop the hating, and look at what his record speaks for.  I won't bother ignorant folks that have not taken the time to keep up with the problems still existing in our communities, and thinking we have MADE IT!!!  Well guess what... we still be player hating the President!!!   Sad!!!

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span

The white bimbos just wanna eat a black brothers money - greedy twats! - didn't they know he was married when they were yamming his *** and all over the vulnerable famous weak man - they can have it all and the God that made him if he's sorry and ask for forgiveness will still multiply him in future - if i were his wife and he still loves me and sorry - i'll not leave him cos that's the enemies plan and everyone is expecting that

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LifesizeBrad

Span,the white bimbo may eat a "brother's" money,but a fat,fugly,b***hy black broad will eat at a black lad's manhood!!!!(To say nothing of THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS monthly in grub.)Guess which choice this life-size Brad doll will make nine times out of ten?

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LifesizeBrad

Inez,tell me:Exactly WHAT battles has that popinjay Sharpton wonfor black Americans?All Sharpton stands for is self-aggrandizing grand-standing while achieving his main goal:using mindless robots such as yourself to line his pockets!!!!

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LifesizeBrad

RIGHT ON about Sharpton and Jackson,Steve Berry!!!!

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CF

This sounds like something he'd say.. Not surpirsed!  Even if he was joking, he'll make a race issue out of ANYTHING!!   Scum Bag

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chris tucker

when did tiger claim to be black?

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andrew Downing

Steve Berry you are almost on point but, blacks don't call these two clowns black leaders. White owned and white controlled 24 hour news networks call these two clowns black leaders. The African American community rejects them regularly and speaks out against them. But, the white controlled media never shows that. Sarky.... Tiger was never a black hero. He never claimed to be black. first, learn to spell. I mean really wimin???? Only the wife gets paid, those other white bimbos don't get millions sorry dumb ass they are not smarter than than Tiger.. Span relax Tiger chose those hos they are not white broads going after a black man's money. Life size Brad, well you are an idiot. no comment

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Sarky

Is Jack Nicklaus a sorry Bitch like white craving pussy Tiger?No way!Go Nicklaus go.This mutherfucka got clubbed by his wife,then she'll suck out his millions.Long live Elin!!

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bxbro

black folks should stop having babies at 13, stay in school, and maybe they will turn out to be someone when they grow up. stop drive bys, hanging around street corners, robbing and raping folks and other stuff. look in the mirror and blame that person not white folks for each and every problem you have. working class citizens are sick and tired of paying for your welfare and each and every government sponsored programs stand on your 2 feet and do someething positive,..

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your mama 2

Your wake up call......white people also get pregnant and have babies at 13 and younger, but alot of them just have abortions. white folks also do drive bys...they just don't get reported and they also hang around street corners robbing AND raping folks and other stuff. YOU look in the mirror and learn OUR history because the history you learned has alot of untruth to it. Also, the last time I checked, there were more white people on welfare then African Americans.  Get your facts straight and stop being a jealous hater...you can't help how you look. Stand on your 2 feet and do something positive.

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BlackCowboy

Andrew Downing,I'm telling the God's honest truth,and the only reason you're typing this crap is that your 5-4,250-300 lb. porkerwife and/or girlfriend told you that if you didn't,she'd WHIP YOUR SORRY A**!!!!So,being the fat,fugly,b***hy black broad-lovingpseudo-dude you are,you said,"Why sho nuf,honey,I'se got to put dat boy in his place!!!!Right,A.D?

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BlackCowboy

A.D.,so many deluded black lemmings call Shapton and Jackson "leaders,"it's almost as pathetic as fat black broads' calling themselves "thick!!!!"

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Bahamamama

I'm so glad that I'm not an American. You are the biggest most successful country in the world yet you still can't pass something so simple as color. Al Sharpton may be an ass but its easy for him to get rich off racism because Americans are so hateful. And I'm talking about white and black Americans alike. Both sides continue to fuel the fire of hate giving Al Sharpton and the media all the fire they need to keep your population in the dark ages. News flash these people have no power until YOU give it to them. The world is watching and quite frankly it's digraceful.

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Your mama 2

Sooooooooo ignorant and hateful. U PEOPLE NEED JESUS, AND YOU KNOW WHO U ARE.

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HTurner

Al Sharpton is a f...in idiot...Everything that comes out of his mouth has to be a color issue..Just shows how ignorant he really is...

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fedupwidit

I agree with all of you mostly, all my black/african american friends (and  I have plenty) are responsible hard working fine human beings that love their families and just want a fair shake in life which is only just....but this Al Sharpton is nothing but a giant shit-stain on the panties of America...what a loser.....

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