Caroline Wozniacki Breasts Engulf the Entire Internet
Now that Melanie Oudin has been knocked out of the US Open, tennis fans can go back to focusing on what's really important: Caroline Wozniacki's breasts. It seems that the Danish tennis player's breasts have been the source of endless fascination for leering tennis fans.
The term 'Caroline Wozniacki breasts' has been a mainstay on Google Trends for close to a week, meaning that plenty of people are looking for photos of the zaftig tennis star.
For those who can't seem to wait to start on Caroline Wozniacki's breasts, please keep in mind that she is still just a teenager. Can't we just wait until she does an obligatory Maxim photo shoot before we start drooling over her?
While Caroline Wozniacki's breasts may make her an internet fave, it could hurt her tennis game. Earlier this year, tennis player Simona Halep caused a stir when she had breast reduction surgery to improve her game. She claimed that her prodigious chest slowed her down on the court.
Needless to say, many of Halep's fans--most of them male--were up in arms over her decision. They even flocked to sign an online petition (Lord knows they always work) entitled Save Simona Halep Boobs.
No word yet as to whether Caroline Wozniacki would consider such drastic measures.
For the record, here are some Caroline Wozniacki photos. You can stare at whatever part of her you want. I absolve myself from any responsibility.