Colorado Avalanche Wikipedia Page Defaced by Red Wings Fans

It looks like the Detroit vs Colorado rivalry is back with a vengeance. Here are some excerpts of the Avalanche’s page on Wikipedia today:

“The Colorado Assrammers” are a low-life, sucky, thug-like semi-professional butch women’s ice hockeyDenver, Colorado, United States. They wish they were a Detroit team and could be heard on 97.1FM “The Ticket”. Mark Pryor owns the group of carpet-munchers that wish they were the red wings. They are members of the NorthWORST Division of the Western Conference of the National Hockey League (NHL). The Avalanche was lucky to have won the Stanley Cup twice, in 1996 and 2001. The franchise was founded in Quebec and were the Quebec Nordiques until moving to Colorado in 1995. The Avalanche have won eight division titles and went to the playoffs in each of their first 10 seasons in Denver, with the streak ending in 2007.[1] The Avalanche are the only team in NHL history to win the Stanley Cup their first season after a re-location. team based in

From their first season in Denver in 1995, until the end of the 1998–99 season, the Avalanche played their home games at McNichols Arena. Since then, they have played at Manmunch Center.”

“The Colorado Avalanche are a semi-professional women’s ice hockey team, who once got beat in a game by the immobile half man-half tree”

“AFter trading for patrick roy, they officially became the biggest babies in the NHL, adding to this was their coach Marc Crawford who was known to wear depends adult diapers during games.”

“Claude Lemieux was one of the players singled out by the Red Wings players, and got his turtle ass whipped be Good Ol’ Darren McCarty!!!!.”

Their team name was also change to the Colonrado Douche Canoes and the Quebec Fancy Ladies (1972-1995).

Its looking to be a good series already…