Koran Burning Kalvin Hunt Nude Kandi Harris Mahan

by karenfish | February 27, 2012 at 07:16 am
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by Karen Fish

They say that life is short. On Friday Justin Miller, 28, of Port Royal, S.C., went for a walk with his brother. Two miles away firemen were responding to a medical emergency. Kalvin Hunt nude, 22, jumped into the firetruck and began a joyride smashing into six cars and then killing pedestrian Justin Miller, 28.

 

Yesterday Johnny Miller anointed Hunter Mahan as America’s best golfer after calling him a ‘choke’ several times. In October 2010 Hunter Mahan handed Europe the Ryder Cup by duffing a chip shot against Graeme McDowell on 17. Since then Hunter Mahan has hired a full time chipping coach and married a chipping and putting cheerleader Kandi Harris Mahan Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.

 

President Barack Hussein Obama is an avid golfer and the son of a Kenyan Muslim. President Obama was raised and educated in the world’s most populous Muslim nation Indonesia. President Obama stood in Cairo and said “Islam is a great religion.” Every Indonesian knows the Koran off by heart.

 

The accurate translation of the Everyman Koran says “Make war on the Christians, Jews and Infidels, all non Muslims, and I will reward you with 72 virgins, 80,000 servants each, unlimited wine with no side effects, crystal clear springs and eternal paradise in Heaven with God.” (Koran Chapter 9:5, 29-30, 111, Chapter 56, Hadith).

 

The Koran is not only a genocide manual, but it commands the genocide of Kalvin Hunt nude Kandi Harris Mahan, Hunter Mahan, Phil Mickelson, Amy Mickelson, the Mickelson angels and you and your children if you are not a Muslim. Our Constitution protects a genocide manual under freedom of religion. Our brave men and women of the armed forces are in Afghanistan, graveyard of Empires protecting our freedom of religion.

 

Yesterday was supposed to be the coming out party and anointing as number 1 golfer in the world Rory McIlroy, the 22 year old boyfriend and twitter pen pal of Caroline Wozniacki. The Koran commands the slaughter of Rory McIlroy, Caroline Wozniacki and Tiger Woods, a Buddhist. President Obama stood in Cairo and said “Islam is a great religion.”

 

Vladimir Putin is a God fearing Russian Orthodox Christian Church going man. Vladimir Putin built a nuclear reactor for Iran and he is standing behind and protecting Bashar al Assad and Iran’s true leader, Nostradamus’ Third Antichrist Ayatollah Mesbah Yyazdi who calls for Iran to build nuclear bombs in his book. Like President Obama, Vladimir Putin must also think that Islam is a great religion. Today Muslim terrorists were arrested for plotting to assassinate Vladimir Putin next week.

 

Yesterday faced with the identical chip over a mound that he faced at the Ryder Cup two years ago Hunter Mahan took out his putter and knocked it stiff. It turns out that Hunter Mahan had been using a putter that aimed left, and this week with his new Ping putter and his new wife Kandi Harris nude at his side Hunter Mahan’s putter got straightened out to the tune of 35 birdies and the Walter Hagen trophy of the Accenture WGC Match Play Championship. 

 

9/11, the Christmas Day 2009 underwear bombing over Detroit and endless nuclear 9/11’s of Augusta National are commanded by the Koran. Last Thursday Cpl. T.J. Conrad of Roanoke, Va, 22, the father of a 7 month old baby and Sgt. Joshua Born, 25 of Niceville, Fla. were shot dead in Afghanistan over an accidental Koran burning at Bagram Air Force base in Afghanistan.

 

Ever since the accidental Koran burning thousands of Afghans have been rampaging through the streets of Afghanistan blowing up American troops, while President Obama our commander in chief in the war against Islam that began on 9/11 on the instructions of the Koran has been profusely apologizing personally and through his underlings for the accidental Koran burning.

 

Muslims believe that the Koran is the literal word of God of Mount Sinai aka God the Father, Jesus Christ, The Holy Spirit, Allah, Yehovah and Elohim. Supposedly God dictated the Koran to the Angel Gabriel who dictated it to the Prophet Muhammad which already runs afoul of the hearsay rule. In the morning match in which Rory McIlroy knocked off Lee Westwood, Lee Westwood’s tee shot miraculously came to rest in the Victoria’s Secret bra clasp inside the back of a yellow sweater of a female fan. Politicians play it where it lies.

 

Every Bible Scholar will tell you that the Prophet Muhammad was illiterate. The Prophet Muhammad could not read or write. Therefore the Prophet Muhammad, who married his wife Aisha when she was six years old, did not take dictation from the angel Gabriel. This is why the Prophet Muhammad had a scribe, an assistant who could actually write. The Koran was not edited and re edited a million times until 50 years after the death of the Prophet Muhammad.

 

What we are saying is that some guy 1,300 years ago wrote a sentence in a book which caused 9/11, the resulting Crusade into Iraq and Afghanistan and soon Iran, which is backed by Russia and China, and perhaps the extinction of life on Earth in nuclear WWIII, and our commander in chief is standing in Cairo calling Islam a great religion and apologizing profusely for the accidental burning of a manual commanding the genocide of every Christian, Jew, Hindu, Buddhist, atheist, and agnostic person on Earth. It’s going to be up to Kalvin Hunt nude Kandi Harris and Hunter Mahan to put out the world wide radioactive fire.

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