Marisa Miller Nude on Dennis Rodman Basketball Team
by Karen Fish
The Iowa Caucuses are finally upon us as the two year run for the Presidency nears the half way point on the backstretch and Thank God Dennis Rodman is now delivering us from the endless monotony by coaching a women’s topless basketball team. Today Dennis Rodman announced his first selection Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and Victoria’s Secret stratospheric supermodel Marisa Miller nude basketball star.
Dennis Rodman has promised not to head butt any referees or kick anyone in the groin like Eugene Amos. Dennis Rodman will be coaching the New York City Headquarters Gentleman Club’s women’s topless basketball team to distract us from the imminent nuclear obliteration of Iran by basketball legend Barack Obama, who is hitting for the cycle of Osama bin Laden, Anwar al Awlaki, Moammar Gaddafi and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Ayatollah Khamenei has provided President Obama with details of Mahmoud’s locations and itinerary.
Dennis Rodman said “I don’t know too many men that don’t like unbelievable looking women like Marisa Miller running up and down around the court; just look at Nancy Grace: who knew?” Dennis Rodman said that “They’ll come out in a T shirt or a tank top, but when the game starts, they’ll go topless. I’d like to have the Kleenex concession when Rebecca Romijn and Marisa Miller nude start dribbling and dunking.”