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Michael Phelps Coming to Vancouver" Autograph Bong Signing?

by Barry Artiste | February 4, 2009 at 05:38 am

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Barry Artiste Op/Ed

Okay Vangroovians, put down your Starbucks Lattes! Michael Phelps is coming to Vangroovy as part of a Motivational Wankfest!

So be sure to bring your Bongs, as one can only assume he will autograph them.

I am sure his wisps of wisdom as a mentor and role model to young athletes everywhere will be priceless to listen to, following his Drug Video, deep throating a Bong in a London Residence.

Tickets are going fast, almost as fast as his Two Step apology of I am only Human.

Bring your own Munchies, as it is said Michael consumes like 10,000 calories, so chance are, Munchies may be scarce!

http://www.powerwithin.com/4105/event_calendar_details.asp?event_id=73

HIGH PERFORMANCE Michael Phelps 8 Time Olympic Gold Medalist Michael Phelps is no stranger to success. Bringing home a perfect 8-for-8 in the Beijing Olympics, he broke Mark Spitz’s single-Games record for Gold medals. He swam 17 times over nine days and broke the world record in four of his five individual swims. Phelps won seven gold medals and set five world records in one of the most dominant swimming performances ever at the 2007 Worlds. All of the individual event world records that Phelps broke were his own,

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