SUPERBOWL 2009 In Tampa; But The ACTION'S In VEGAS!

Las Vegas, NV....
 
This whole city is blazing with multitudes of bettors wagering some of the most bizarre bets anyone has ever dreamed up.  You can actually bet on whether the number on the jersey of the player scoring the first TD is Even or Odd.  Will there be a safety? How many minutes will the game last?  Will the first play from the line be a pass or a run?  If Roethlisberger danced with Warner, who would lead?  Well, that last one may not be on the boards yet.  But I am sure some casino would take the wager.
 
Sports Books at Vegas icons like Caesars, MGM and the Hilton will be packed with everyone who can believe "the new stimulus check is in the mail".  The rumor on the street is President Obama is sending Timothy Geithner, the new Treasury Secretary, to place all $850 Billion on the Arizona Cardinals as a gesture to show John McCain there's no hard feelings after such a brutal election victory.  Pray Geithner's bet pays off bigtime so the USA will have bailout money for 2010.
 
For my money, wagering at off the Strip local hotels like The Orleans, Gold Coast and Palms is your best bet.  They are much friendlier and more like the "good ole days" in Vegas. 
 
Now if you really want to win some big money, just contact me.  You see, I picked the winners of the last three Superbowls but I did not have enough boldness to place my cash on any of the teams I knew would win.  This year I have figured out that since the game is on a FIVE day and the QBs were born on 8/22/71 and 3/2/82, then I know once again who will win.  Plus I have already figured out all the numbers on all the other players too. 
 
What I need now is a partner to join me in the winnings.  If you contact me we could work together....My intuitive numbers and your hard cash....We cannot lose!!!  Please contact me before the game starts!