Tony Romo's On a Boat, On a Boat, On a M----r F-----g Boat
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo reportedly got a sweet birthday gift from his girlfriend Jessica Simpson: a boat.
According to the National Enquirer, Simpson gave Romo a $100,000 custom speedboat for his 29th birthday. The Tony Romo boat is a custom 25-foot Malibu Wakesetter with a 450 horsepower motor.
According to one of National Enquirer's always reliable anonymous sources, Jessica Simpson's generous gift may have come with some ulterior motives.
"Jessica is hoping that her birthday gift to Tony will lead to marriage, and by this time next year that she'll be walking down the aisle with him," added the pal.