Alex Rodriguez 'Centaur Paintings' Hit Twitter

Supposedly, Yankees superstar A-Rod (Alex Rodriguez when he's at home) has two paintings of himself as a centaur (half-man, half-horse; read into that what you will). Needless to say, once this news hit the web, it took maybe two seconds before it was tweeted... and, of course, Twitter just lit up over the Alex Rodriguez Centaur paintings, especially since A-Rod's and Kate Hudson's sex lives seem to get so much media attention.

I'll believe it when I see it... except I really, really don't want to see it. However, Deadspin just couldn't wait, and came up with their own version of what an Alex Rodriguez centaur painting would look like.