Ashley Holton Mugshot Photo: Arrested for Highway Masturbation

by NowPublic Staff | May 31, 2012 at 12:26 pm

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Ashley Holton Arrested for Masturbating on Roadside

35-year-old Ashley Holton, wearing only a pink shirt, was arrested for masturbating on the side of County Highway 484 in Ocala, Florida. Ashley Holton's mugshot is below. Amazingly, no video footage of the incident has emerged on YouTube.

You're probably thinking, "Thank heavens, a Florida story that doesn't involve zombies". Think again:

Holton didn't seem to mind. She was enjoying herself so much that when a police officer tried to put her pants back on, Holton bit the officer.

Zombie Apocalypse Coming Soon

So, for all those motorists who were pulling U-turns to get another look at Ashley Holton in action... good thing you didn't get too close.

Ashley Holton is charged with indecent exposure, assaulting a police officer, resisting arrest, and disorderly conduct, the last of which seems a bit redundant. When take to jail, the action continued with Holton allegedly telling the officers to... do stuff they cannot legally do while in uniform.