Bathroom Stall Sex Video: Inevitable Viral Video

Bathroom Stall Sex Video: As Gross As It Sounds

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A couple that had sex on the floor of a bathroom stall in Kilroy's Sports Bar & Grill found themselves the subject of a viral video. This is what happens when you have sex in a restaurant bathroom without a locking door.

If you are ever in a position to have sex in a sports bar bathroom, follow these simple rules:

1. Don't.
2. If you can't manage to follow #1, then make sure that the door can lock. If the door cannot lock, then revisit #1.
3. Should #1 and #2 prove beyond your grasp, prepare an explanation for friends and family for when they inevitably see the video.
   

When Shock G of Oakland hip-hop outfit Digital Underground said, "I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom", it's doubtful that he intended the lyric in an instructional sense.

At any rate, Deadspin actually has the NSFW video, which I just cannot bring myself to add, having somehow retained some tiny shred of propriety.

The video is NSFW.

It depicts two people having sex on a bathroom floor, and not a clean bathroom floor. As you watch the video (and don't lie to me, you will watch the video), you'll ask yourself, "What is that puddle in the lower left of the shot, that their hands are soaking in? Is that water? Or is that... not water?"

You will then promptly take a vow of celibacy, at least if indoor plumbing is anywhere nearby. You have been warned.