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Burger King Cologne: Smell Like a Burger

by Jordan Yerman | December 17, 2008 at 09:33 am

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Burger King is releasing a cologne. A cologne that smells like BK burgers. This is not a joke.

Such a product is recommended if you never, ever, ever, ever want to have an intimate encounter, ever again. Ever.

Burger King is attacking the fashion world with it's new men's body spray called "Flame".

The BK bottle costs only $4 and are sold for a limited time only at Burger King.

I'm trying to recreate in my mind the product meeting in which this was green-lit... and I just can't. My imagination fails. If it's just for publicity, then surely a prank press release would be sufficient.

Not recommended for vegetarians, Flame is being promoted as "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broilled meat".

I had to take a break from typing in order to hold my head in my hands and exhale audibly. There. Now I will continue Highlighting.

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Paschen

at 09:57 on December 17th, 2008

Maybe I should realize one that smells like Manure. He, it is all about fashion and marketing I was once told.

Rachel Nixon

at 10:17 on December 17th, 2008

*If* this is true... I'd like to know: who will be the people who buy this product? Will men buy it for themselves, or will their womenfolk buy it for them? (Seriously doubting that.)

Amy Judd

at 10:24 on December 17th, 2008

If a man ever wears this around me, I will just throw up all over him... no joke

politisite

at 16:22 on December 17th, 2008

I was going to run out an buy this stuff too!

politisite

at 16:24 on December 17th, 2008

How about sushi cologne? Would it have the same effect? I would use, "Spicy tuna" oh the sweet smell of Ginger and Wasabi

158

at 11:52 on December 17th, 2008

''The BK bottle costs only $4 and are sold for a limited time only at Burger King''

Why not just buy a burger from the $1 menu and rub it over your body?

Donnie Anderson (not verified)

at 12:43 on December 17th, 2008

Hmm, Burgerking has always smelled like BO to me... so in my mind they are making a cologne that smells like BO... that just dosn't make sence... lol

SOLARLIFE

at 13:09 on December 17th, 2008

Good luck from france, I still would prefer Burger king parfum to McDo. What realy drives me is fresh rosmarin. I pick it up live - makes the meat tasty.

158

at 13:55 on December 17th, 2008

I actually prefer their food to McDonalds

but I dislike their ads and gimmicks. It

has gotten more than a little strange.

politisite

at 16:21 on December 17th, 2008

A great way for me to attract those fast food loving woman. I am ok with this. I think I would rather spell like fries but then people would think I used alternative fuel sources

Blue Crush

at 17:58 on December 17th, 2008

Gross! This must be a gag gift ... sorta like getting coal in your stocking!

Dylan Kennedy (not verified)

at 20:43 on December 17th, 2008

I actually bought some and wore it today - It's actually pretty nice because I like food and a lot of girls commented positively to me about some kind of food smell... Humma humma!