Charles Marshall Arrested for Public Sex with Teddy Bear
Charles Marshall Busted for Teddy Bear Masturbation (Again)
28-year-old Cincinnati, Ohio resident Charles Marshall has been arrested for public masturbation. His crime is loving his teddy bear too much. And too hard.
Charles Marshall will be charged with public indecency after witnesses saw him pleasuring himself with the teddy bear behind a health clinic. Marshall has been convicted of public indecency with a teddy bear three times already: twice in 2010 and once in 2011. All three convictions resulted in short jail stints and small fines. It's unclear if Marshall used the same teddy bear each time, or if he had multiple partners.