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Christian group boycotts 'Slutbucks' né Starbucks

by cynthia yoo | May 8, 2008 at 09:03 pm | 383 views | 7 comments
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Jen Phillips blogged about the recent Christian campaigns against Starbucks in MotherJones.
[q url=" target="_blank"http://www.motherjones.com/mojoblog/archives/2008/05/8196_new_starbucks_m.html"]Lately, I've seen some changes at the two Starbucks that live less than a block away from the Mother Jones office. Last month, they both started pushing a new blend called "Pike Place Roast" as their regular drip coffee, as part of a campaign to compete with brisk coffee sales at Dunkin' Donuts and McDonald's. As part of the campaign, Starbucks re-introduced its 1971 brown-and-white logo featuring a two-tailed mermaid. Okay, technically it's a siren, but regardless, the image of a female figure brazenly spreading its tails has made a few Christians vow to boycott the company.

"The Starbucks logo has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute," explains alarmist Mark Dice, of a Christian group called The Resistance. "Need I say more? It's extremely poor taste, and the company might as well call themselves Slutbucks."

While I'm curious what the value of a Slutbuck is relative to a Schrutebuck, I'm worried that Dice doesn't seem to understand the Starbucks siren is half-fish. She doesn't have legs to spread, much less a vagina to go between them. The fact that Dice doesn't get the difference between a fin and a foot may be an example of what abstinence-only funding does to education, but it's certainly not the first time spunky Christians have boycotted the multinational company.[/q]

This hasn't been the first time Starbucks irked Christians.

Just last summer, a group of Christian ladies boycotted Frappuccinos because there was a homosexual-agenda-pushing Armistead Maupin quote on some of the cups. Others have boycotted the company because of anti-God quotes.

May 8, 2008 at 09:03 pm by cynthia yoo, 383 views, 7 comments

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It's a mermaid... a siren... I think some people need to get their minds out of the gutter! :)

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I hear you!

Seems that the Christian right's collective mind has nowhere else to live unfortunately. Hey, maybe if they boycott coffee, they'll be a little more slow-witted and a little less alert, allowing the rest of reasonable society to just get to work already.

Maybe the drive-through won't be filled with SUVs sporting fish magnets now. 

The logo has actually gotten cleaner over time. Please take a look at this deadprogrammer.com article for more history and analysis of the evolution of Starbucks' logo.

I personally think a 'slutbuck' is *way* more valuable than a Shrutebuck!!

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2007 Mermaid Parade - one of the last parades before the developers take over Coney Island and make it all shiny, overpriced and classy.

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