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Confirmed: "Bigfoot is monkey suit"
by Jason Sanders | August 20, 2008 at 09:04 am
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Last week, two men 'discovered' the remains of Bigfoot encased in a block of ice. The corpse slowly thawed out, revealing decidedly man-made origins.
Despite the dubious history of Bigfoot 'evidence', two researchers bought the outfit to study, only to find that the exposed head was "unusually hollow in one small section".
Of course, just a quick phone call to a Bigfoot hotline operated by Mr Whitton and Mr Dyer could've could've resolved much of this:
Matt Whitton, a police officer, and Rick Dyer, a former prison officer, told a new conference in California last week that they had made the find while hiking... But as it thawed it turned out to be a rubber monkey outfit. Bigfoot has been the subject of decades of hoaxes.
Despite the dubious history of Bigfoot 'evidence', two researchers bought the outfit to study, only to find that the exposed head was "unusually hollow in one small section".
Of course, just a quick phone call to a Bigfoot hotline operated by Mr Whitton and Mr Dyer could've could've resolved much of this:
...the voicemail recording for their Bigfoot Tip Line - which proclaims they also search for leprechauns and the Loch Ness monster - has been updated. It announced the duo were also looking for "big cats and dinosaurs".
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at 11:27 on August 20th, 2008
This is from my trip to the Pacific Northwest and is taken in front of the Bigfoot Pub in Oregon. I brought along a stuffed toy I made, Little Bigfoot, and he posed in front of all the cool sites. He's only a foot tall, so he's pretty small next to this giant Sasquatch.
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at 11:46 on August 20th, 2008
This Bigfoot surfer can be found on the north side of Highway 101 just west of Sequim, Washington.
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at 12:32 on August 20th, 2008
A true Bigfoot sighting! Yummy...
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at 18:15 on August 20th, 2008
Someday....
at 04:49 on August 21st, 2008
This is the transfer for a shirt I screenprinted. It was really influenced by "witness" drawings of Sasquatch that I have seen. Want a shirt-email me chadbrooksis (at) gmail.com
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at 09:14 on August 21st, 2008
the left is a model of a Gigantpethecus skull, center is a Gorilla and right is a Human.
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at 09:17 on August 21st, 2008
forgot to mention my pic was taken at a talk by Robert Gimlin, one of the men involved in the Patterson/Gimlin video. He and a guy whos name I can't remember but was involved in the Skookum Cast made an appearance at the Washington State History Museum in Olympia earlier this year.
at 10:43 on July 3rd, 2009
The film that Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin made in 1967 in Northern California at Bluff Creek of Bigfoot was real. Let me repeat that. It was real. Here is what they fimed 42 years ago on that October day. Long before Jesus was born there were thousands of slaves that ran off around the world and started their own countries. When these slaves ran off there was a large group of men and boys of all different ages and sizes that took off and ended up in Africa. Some of them were giants as tall as 9 ft. or even taller. The giant named Goliath that David killed with his slingshot was 9 ft. tall. So there were gaint men in those days. Some of these men and boys went exploring to Borneo and caught female Orangutans and took them to South America and had sex with them and created the American Indians. The men and boys that stayed in Africa caught female Gorillas and had sex with them and created the African Americans. When scientists found the bones in Africa they thought we evolved from a female Chimpanzee. But it wasn't a natural evolution it was a man made evolution. That's where Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti, Orangutan Man and the Skunk Ape comes from. They are half man and half Gorilla and half man and half Orangutan. They use to call the American Indian the red man. The Orangutan has reddish hair. When those men bred out the hair the American Indian's skin remained red. The Gorilla has black hair and skin. When those men bred out the hair the African American's skin remained black. Some of the American Indians and African Americans are tall. And so are some of the Bigfoots. They are tall because some of the men and created them were tall. Some scientists believe that we evolved from a female Chimpanzee. Have you ever seen an 8 ft. tall Chimpanzee? I haven't either. Bigfoot migrated up through Africa and came into the United States at the top of Africa when they were connected by land. The Orangutan Man migrated up through Central America into the United States like the American Indian did. The creature that Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin filmed in 1967 was half man and half Gorilla. It was a female Bigfoot and they named her Patty. Patty was not a man in a costume, sheis not our missing link and she is not a figment of our imagination. Patty was a creature that was created by men that had sex with female Gorillas and Orangutans a long time ago. Jesus