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Cow escapes from abattoir A cow has escaped from an abattoir, leaping down a manhole and fleeing for a mile through a town's underground sewage system, before being captured in northern France.
The 90-stone animal was finally located beneath a church in Noeux-les-Mines, near Calais, after the vicar reported a muffled 'mooing sound' coming from beneath the building.
Council sewage workers found the cow wedged in a tight bend in the subterranean tunnel, and it was sedated before being dragged back to the surface using a winch and a crane.
But it was later put down due to injuries sustained in the rescue operation.
Independent Television News Limited
I want to know when Escape from the Abattoir comes out on the big screen.
Mr. Wiggin:
This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...
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