Credit crunch gone crazy in Kenya

A husband working abroad wrote to his wife

Dear Sweetheart, I can’t send my salary this month. The global market crises has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart.

Your loving husband,

 His wife replied…

Sweetheart Dearest, Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.

2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect us only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items. I hope you understand.

5. Other expenses 40 kisses. Please don’t worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance… Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advice!!!

Your Sweet Heart, Remember, your opinion is highly welcome as we go through this together