Dark Lord of the Sith Punished for Attacks

by Heiky | May 13, 2008 at 02:36 pm | 510 views | 9 comments

LONDON -May 13, 2008
A founding member of the Welsh Jedi Church was attacked by a drunk "Darth Vader" dressed in a black bin bag on Friday,  March 28. "Darth Vader" was given a suspended sentence today.
The incident was apparently caught on tape.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27 -- who has a chronic alcohol problem -- donned a black bin bag for a cape and used a metal crutch for a lightsabre when he impersonated the Dark Lord of the Sith on March 25.

He then lept over the wall of a "Jedi Church" where Barney Jones and his cousin Michael were duelling with lightsabres while filming a documentary.

The fans of the Star Wars films established the "church" last year in Holyhead, northwest Wales.

Hughes hollered "Darth Vader" as he swung his crutch about, whacking Barney Jones over the head with it and punching Michael Jones in the thigh.

The Jedi are guardians of peace and justice, and the force was with them at Holyhead Magistrates' Court as district judge Andrew Shaw punished "Darth Vader" with a two-month suspended jail sentence and a 100-pound (195-dollar, 126-euro) fine.

Hughes got off lightly compared to the film version of Vader -- who had a hand chopped off by his son Luke Skywalker and was finished off by bolts of Force lightning from the evil Emperor Palpatine.

Hughes, who has previous convictions for assault, had drunk the best part of a 10-litre box of wine and could not remember the attack, his lawyer Frances Jones told the court.

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azzayindia
good stuff:

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THEGINGERPRINCE

Find the video of drunken Vader assault here; http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_west/7360871.stm

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I know what you are getting for Christmas... I felt your presents.

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PaladinPhil

It was one of my darker clones, no leave me to my drink.

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Jarrett Martineau
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Heiky, this is hilarious. Great find.

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MSilvia

"Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the death of Kenobi, and soon it will see me chug a ten liter box of cheap wine!"

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GeekQueen

This exposition was great. I'm not a fan of Star Wars, but I love see the things and understand the history. Now, I can became a fan (sorry for the bad english, I know nothing of this language)

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May 13, 2008 at 02:36 pm by Heiky, 510 views, 9 comments

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