Debi Mazar: Homeless Man Masturbation Photo

by NowPublic Staff | February 1, 2012 at 03:03 pm

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Debi Mazar: There's a Homeless Guy Jacking Off on My Doorstep

Actress Debi Mazar caught a homeless guy jerking off on her doorstep, so she did what anyone would do in that situation: she took a photo and posted it to her Twitter profile. We have the photo below. It's more or less SFW.

Debi Mazar (Entourage, Goodfellas, the upcoming Lovelace) found a homeless man sleeping on her doorstep. She woke him up and then went to bring him some coffee. Debi Mazar would soon find that she was in the presence of a serial porch masturbator...

Gawker's Brian Moylan takes the Debi Mazar/homeless guy/self-gratification tale from there:

What a nice gesture, but it appeared he didn't want any coffee. "He said, 'I have enough stress in my life. I don't need coffee.' I closed the door put the coffee down. I opened the door again to see if he left and he was standing there jerking off. And I was like, 'You have to put that away. You have to go. I have kids in the house. You can't do this.' I called LAPD. They came and said they arrest him in the neighborhood all the time and he had a warrant out because he was jerking off on an old lady's porch the other day. I said I didn't want to press charges."

If this isn't the weirdest thing you've read today, we really don't want to see your RSS reader. Meanwhile, if any story was begging for the Taiwanese animation treatment, this would be it.